Murphy-tastic

Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.

A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.

Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."

by Jay Jay Cool Whip November 26, 2009

murphy brown

after anal sex, you take your cock out and wipe it in her armpit

last night Paul gave Natalie a dirty Murphy Brown

by Nat F November 10, 2008

Murphy's Law

when something ironically goes wrong.

examples of Murphy's Law:
1: "the one day you forget to brush your teeth, it's picture day at school!!"

2: "the one time that you make me a pom-pom bow to put in my shoe, i have to dance! darn that murphy, he never takes a day off..."

by ashley!!!!!!!!! November 2, 2008

Murphy Game

When a dirty prostitute (commonly Transvestite prostitutes) takes you back to her hotel room and her/his pimp breaks into the room and pretends to rob both of you. Then an hour later the tranny meets up with her/his pimp and laughs about what they stole from you.

Tranny: "We ran the Murphy Game beautiful tonight, didn't we Leroy? Look at all this fine shit we took off that trick!!! He had no clue we were running the Murphy game on his trick ass"
Pimp AKA Leroy: "That's how we Motha Fuckin Roll !!!

by PantyBandit February 9, 2008

Murphy's Law of first period

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail

Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period

by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016

Murphy's Law of Speaking Up

"If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."

As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

murphy's law

More or less, if a cat always lands on its feet, and the bread always lands peanut butter side down, then if you strap a piece of bread to a cat and drop it, what happens? It implodes.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003