Muff

The process of organic miasma dispersing into the surrounding atmosphere

"I've just farted, I think it'll muff"

by OilyVegans May 28, 2019

Muff

The upper front of a women's genitelia

I was super ready to dive in that muff, I do love some good muff

by Drufredson September 21, 2019

Muff

Contrary to the number one definition, the muff is the culmination of the pussy and surrounding hair do... the muff can be characterized by its hair style, skin color, and smell.

No muff too tough, we dive at five!

by John boy Walton February 2, 2020

Muff

Vagina

Oh my gosh! Kenny's a guy but he has a muff

by Bricky5O May 31, 2014

Muff

In American football - when a punt returner calls for a fair catch or intends to let the ball bounce and be downed by the kicking team, and either drops the ball or otherwise touches it without taking possession resulting in a fumble that can be recovered by the kicking team.

And the punt is up.... oh it's a beauty - he got all of that one..... Devin Hester's back to receive it. He's waiving for fair catch and......... OH NO!! He's dropped it. Hester has muffed the kick!! And the Patriots recover. Hester, normally sure handed, has muffed another one. Not what the Ravens had in mind when they brought him in.

by KDubWhatsUp? February 13, 2017

Muff

Muff is when you put a open hand on someone’s face and push as hard as you can.

Shut up before I “Muff” your ass.

by Foxy500 July 2, 2019

Muff

Muff (M.U.F.F.) - Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend. Something that follows every hot girl in order to make it difficult for you to enjoy your time with your hot friend. They are never enjoyable to be around; a muff's only purpose is to make it difficult to game on the hot girl you like.

You: Man, I'm definitely hanging out with Marissa tonight!

Friend: Too bad her muff will be with her!

You: Are you serious?!?!? I hate Brenna! She's definitely going to Cock Block

Friend: No one likes a muff...

by afrotreetrunk May 6, 2012