when a womans jugulars have been swollen by milk glands and then deflate. The skin was stretched to the max and then after all the vitamin D is extracted from the boobie, it becomes a mudflap because it is so loose it looks like a piece of fatty skin laying on top of the chest.
I met this fly biatch and took her home with me to copulate. My jimmy got hard and once she took her shirt off, I thought I was at a truck stop with the giant mudflaps I saw. I had to send her to the streets to hitchhike with them flappers!
by Don't Matta February 14, 2009
by BigDaddy1013 January 27, 2016
I gave your girlfriend a Tahitian mudflap last night now she won't quit calling me
by Leothelion0515 August 26, 2016
After 6 Arizona Sunrises at Sizzlers you bag a voluptuous heifer at closing time, then you take her for a ride in your clapped out PT cruiser and after 2 minutes of foreplay you proceed to shit on her flabby sloberknocker milk truck tits and she flails them out the window at a high rate of speed, producing a sound similar to a juicy ham strapped to a jackhammer slappin a slab of granite, which can result in a 3.7 magnitude shockwave on the richter scale.
"Fuck yeah bud, I managed to pull off 4 Milwuakee Mudflaps this week with some middle aged beefy bimbos"
by SirWorcestershire April 06, 2021
by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 29, 2017
Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"
Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."
Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."
by The Maester October 03, 2017
by Maggot211 May 10, 2015