mucks

To finish somthing, and finish it fucking fast! ...But still enjoy the hell out of it. (More used now as a basic verb for doing things; not neccesarily with the intent to finish quickly as when first origonated).

Example 1
"Im gonna mucks this Jr. Bacon Double Cheeseburger, and then go play some ball."

Example 2
"Man, I can't wait to mucks some XBox when I get home"

by Yaltoids April 30, 2008

Bare Muck

The act of going for food with other people. Typically accompanied by a video where you name every person present at the 'muck' and then taking a large bite of whatever you ordered.

Russell: "Lets get it goin' ah?"
Friend 1: "Where are we going?"
Russell: "On a Bare Muck!"
Friend 2: "Oh great, im marved."
Friend 1: "Where's Schaffer?"

by SpicyOiBoi February 5, 2020

Man Muck

Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.

Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed

by Herbert Schweffe October 30, 2018

Coddy Muck

Horse shit

I was walking down the street and stepped in a pile of coddy muck.

by cruisin gal June 14, 2011

muck spread

The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.

"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd

by cheez_man_person March 6, 2010

mucking bin

the act of eating a girl out. Commonly used phrase by hockey players.

Hey Timmy lets go to the club and try mucking bin tonight.

by AllstarHeater October 31, 2013

Muck Masking

While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.

Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!

Phil: Really?

Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!

by Speedykenyan June 19, 2010