maxin monday

for those of you who hate mondays you're just being silly...simply take monday to the MAX! have a beer or two or keg. party with friends or groups or hookers. listen to music and dance or strip or get arrested. there are endless possibilities when its monday so call-out tuesday cause your gonna need to sleep this off and maybe see a doctor.

established in 2009 in M'boro, TN

"JD, I see you enjoying that new beer in your hand. Too bad its Maxin Monday....WHERE'S THE FUNNEL!?!?!?"

by Clever Kate September 24, 2009

Mouldy monday

The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.

Man: I feel like shit...
Man2: Been on the phet again?
Man: Yep... Mouldy Monday as usual.

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

Debasmith Mondal

Debasmith Mondal is a world-renowned data scientist who is from Jamnagar. He is currently studying at KIIT (Kalinga Institute of Industrial Technology). His speciality is to see everything from an 'EZ PZ Lemon Squeezy' perspective. His favourite games are Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and Genshin Impact. His favourite game studio is Ubisoft. He goes by the usernames 'specsnerd', 'spexnerd', 'specsnerd007', 'spexnerd'. He believes in free speech and is an advocate of gender equality. He is known to have an alter ego of a German Shepherd.

Debasmith Mondal: HOW WAS THAT NOT A HEADSHOT!!! I LITERALLY HIT HIS HEAD HOW IS THAT NOT A HEADSHOT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT DEVS, UBISOFT AARRGH.
*sees replay, he has clearly missed the head, continues to complain about it not being a headshot*

by T. Jeff May 8, 2022

Under-cover Monday

Any day of the work week that's not monday, but feels like a monday.

Wow, for a day thats not monday, this sure has been a crummy day so far. I got no sleep last night, my car wouldn't start, that dude on the bus kept touching me, the coffee machine is empty and just...wow...its like an under-cover monday.

by Seedly October 11, 2009

Broke as a Monday night hooker

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Crack Back Monday

the one day of the week you put down the meth pipe and smoke or sell crack it has to be on monday. You also take every thing you own like hats, shirts ,pants,carpets and umbrellas and paint crack back monday on them. then give everyone you know a crack back monday shirt or hat and just like that I started a empire clothing line.

HIM: damn bro two more days and you know what ? -RANDOM OLD LADY: No dear whats that?- HIM: CRACK BACK MONDAY Bitch the day everyone puts down the meth and picks up the crack and i got some new crack back monday gear to rock also no pun intended. RANDOM OLD LADY: OH MY sounds great can you tell me how do I find some crack back monday clothes and also will need the number to the trap house I need to score some crack. HIM: Right on lady I got you.

by Rave Rabbit December 7, 2019

moidah

New York pronunciation of "murder".

"You 'eard dat Tommy got tree years fo' moidah?"

by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 17, 2003