modified pockets

pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.

"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"

by kackub June 30, 2009

mopified

some one with really big hair

OMG he has really mopified hair

by emb289 January 2, 2011

Modified Dutch Oven

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.

Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>

by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011

Mortifixtion

Verb; to die a painful death

The gods sentenced him to mortifixtion,slowly facing his end through dismemberment.

by Mythologywords December 11, 2011

Modified Streaking

It's just like streaking, except your down to your underwear. Simple.

What did you do last night?
We got down to our undies and we ran to the store and back.

So you went Modified Streaking?
Sure?

by Superstar 18298 August 7, 2011

Mooified

When one being turns into a cow

I mooified that person

by Rondajs July 5, 2016

Mommified

When a woman is so out of the loop with news and pop culture because being a mom is so consuming it’s like she’s been buried underground like a mummy.

“I’m so Mommified I didn’t know Channing and Jenna broke up”

by The Naperville Mom May 24, 2018