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Goo Morning

Jiz on a chick's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up, yell "GOO MORNING!!"
This morning I woke my girlfriend up by jizzing on her face and yelling "GOO MORNING!!!"
by Respectlmno34 April 26, 2011
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Mentally Morning

When you wake up at 3pm and it feels like morning even though it is'nt
hey Jimothy, its evening, why are you having coffee?
Its still mentally morning for me
by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022
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morning rose

A fancy way of saying a hickey.
"Shit, I woke up with a morning rose..."
by xXemotrashXx July 31, 2016
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Trevor Moran

this kid is an amazing motherfucker in a youtube group called o2l and he is an amazing singer who will literally top all these lame ass artists in the future. He's hella cute and you should go buy The Dark Side and Someone on iTunes.
Man you know Trevor Moran ? He is number one on the iTunes charts and hit a million subscribers holy shit!
by hoodsfranta May 7, 2014
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morning deuce power hour

noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.
The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier.
by Word Llama October 8, 2008
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morning lumber

equivalent to morning wood, but infinitely more manly and more girthy sounding.
"Man, this morning lumber is no joke. That's the second pair of Levi's I've torn through this week!"

I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.

Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.
by CougHunter February 18, 2010
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morning muff

the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.
he went down on me when we woke up, even though i had morning muff!
by jjjes January 24, 2011
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