moonpie

A sexual act where you form a circle with your body and masturbate until you ejaculate into your bellybutton while in the full moonlight.

Dude, I totally walked in on my roommate giving himself a moonpie. It was so fucked up.

by willypthree October 13, 2019

Moonpie

Moonpie is a term given to a nice guy. One who looks out for u.

Awe, Moonpie is so sweet, he is my good friend.

by Noresun2noAmy2 August 12, 2022

Electric Moonpie

When a middle school boy puts his moon pie in the microwave while still in the wrapper. The wrapper continues to spark. The boy eats the electric moon pie and turns into a homosexual

Dylan: “Damn Rick is really gay”

Logan: “Duh! Rick ate an electric moonpie”

by TheCircleJercker January 26, 2022

Midnight Moonpie

When you ejaculate on someone's face when they are sleeping

Who ever falls asleep first gets a midnight moonpie!

by BigRonda November 28, 2012

moonpie

The final masterpiece when a male cums on a female's ass.

Damn baby, I'm gonna give you a moonpie.

by danielle regierro July 28, 2004

Chocolate Moonpie

When a man fucks a girl in the ass, and the girl shits on the the mans chest, turns around and then proceeds to jump on the mans chest that has been covered in her shit. Thus creating a "Chocolate Moonpie".

Jimmy: "Did you hear? Tommy got Chocolate Moonpied yesterday."
Sally: "No I didn't, what the fuck is Chocolate Moonpied?"
Jimmy: "Well, Tommy was fucking a chick in the ass last night, and she shit on his chest, and then turned around and belly flopped onto his chest after she shit on him!"
Sally: "That is soooooo hottt."

by Atreyubeat May 21, 2011

pennywhistles and moonpies

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).

"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004