mooked

Getting mooked is the word for when you add milk to your cocaine and snort it as a paste. Some people snort coke and drink milk at the same time to get mooked but the paste really works the best as long as you use the right coke to milk ratio. The more fatty the milk is the better the effect. half and half is most potent but if you're on a diet you should get the 1 percent. You're gonna want to drink a lot of milk after mooking.
mooked, mooking, mookers or "mooked out"

Get an 8 ball of coke and I'll pick up a 2 gallon of whole. Time to get mooked out.

by Oedipus Dorfinak December 22, 2010

Moosed

Moosed is the definition of drunk or stoned!

i was moosed lastnight man had to much drink!

by Michael Long September 27, 2005

moosed

To completely and utterly destroy whatever you are trying to fix, more specifically a piece of computer hardware.

I tried to install my new CPU, but I completely moosed up the socket and caught my room on fire at the same time.

by drainpip May 10, 2010

Moosed

To feel lethargic or run down.

"I had a huge night last night and today I feel totally moosed."

by Ice Jackson September 7, 2008

Moosedogging

the act of going betting the maximum amount of chips/money in a hand of Texas Hold 'em poker when you have a bad hand, such as the infamous seven-two off suit.

"Whoa, how did you get all of your money back Gary Coleman?"

"Why, thank you for asking, MC Hammer. I got it by Moosedogging with Joshua Jackson and the Jonas Brothers. Boy, were they ever mad!"

by Chewbacca at Degrassi April 28, 2009

Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

monged

leaner den da tower of pesa

da look on james c's face when he came out of some off licence in east barnet village, we smoked skunk till we were monged

by gat man April 3, 2003