monge

A word indicating anything negative and often discusting (not as in disgusting). It is related in an unkown may to both ming and minger and can therefore be used as a verb (1), nown (2), adverb (3) or adjective (4).

The 'g' should be pronounced as in sponge not as in gun

1. Fucking hell stop mongeing on me.
2. I don't rate her, that girl is a monge.
3. She was sucking my cock mongeily
4. I didn't rate that film, it was monge.

by Edward Carr October 30, 2004

Mong

Similar to the revealing undergarment women wear called thongs, a Mong is a Man-Thong.

Hey Bro, remember that one time when we went to the beach with your Mom and got drunk in our Mongs and I made out with your Grandma?

by Michaelo Casselo February 3, 2014

Mong

a mong is a stupid person who is stupid

AVA IS A MONG

by Ava Cartwright Hate Page April 25, 2020

Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging

Mate you wont get her, you're monging

by Luke9380 November 3, 2019

Mong

A word used to describe someone who is behaving like a spastic or retard. Short for mongoloid.

Shut the fuck up Zarlie, you fucking mong.

by Jimster74509 April 9, 2019

Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit

“Ye mate I was jus wanderin round town fucked of my face, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.”

by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018

Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit.

Today I was walking around just fucking smashed off a bottle o sav, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.

by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018