horse molester

A sick and twisted individual, who doesn't neccessarily have to have tendencies for beastiality.
Used jokingly between friends
"alright you horse molester, what you doing?"
by ben. c May 11, 2006
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child molester

A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.
A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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ed the molester

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.
ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!
by jizz in ma mouth September 08, 2011
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Mutual Molestation

Mutual molestation is a type of consentual sexual relation in which both parties molest eachother, giving it the name mutual molestation, or "mm" for short
Both of us were touching each other, so it was mutual molestation
by TopHatTim July 06, 2019
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toad molester

The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).
That toad molester just took my parking spot!
by William DXII May 18, 2016
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beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.
That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.
by SpeakeasyT January 09, 2018
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Testicle Molester

A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.

This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!
by Inverkeithing June 13, 2011
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