The place where you do more work trying to schedule a Driving Exam then actually getting the license itself.
They make it virtually impossible.
They make it virtually impossible.
I tried to get my license today, but the Missouri DMV only does license tests on the 2nd Tuesday after the first full moon after the second Friday of June from 1-2 PM.
by grobend June 02, 2010
by spanishfly March 05, 2005
Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.
The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.
Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.
The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.
Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.
by Henry the Llama February 23, 2012
Rolla is a beat up crusty ass town in the middle of Missouri. It has basic bitches everywhere. It holds you back from reaching true happiness. DO NOT COME HERE.
Chuck: I'm thinking about moving to Rolla Missouri.
Lyndsi: No! you don't want all those basic bitches ruining your life and taking your happiness!
Lyndsi: No! you don't want all those basic bitches ruining your life and taking your happiness!
by poppy_cara_delavinge January 27, 2016
When during intercourse with a woman who wishes to maintain her vaginal virginity, anal sex is used as a substitute.
by PopeGangstaNasty December 17, 2005
by Dean the LifeGuard December 28, 2021
A Midwestern city in Missouri with about 51,000 people. In Joplin, you are either a weed-smoking gay person who can’t wait to get out, or an ultra-conservative Christian who thinks that Planned Parenthood was run by Satan, worships Donald Trump, and attends one of the thousands of churches here. Most famous for Route 66 and the May 22, 2011 tornado. The north side of town is where you can find the not-so-rare Joplin Tweaker, who you can find dancing around higher than heaven and stealing Walmart bikes. The south side of town is where you find all of the houses built by Schuber-Mitchell, and where you find zero trees. Joplin features Joplin High School, which was destroyed in the tornado. It looks fancy, but it was shoddily built. It’s claimed to be EF5-proof, but 90% of the building is glass. The teachers and administration are fine, but the school board is full of wannabe conservatives who hate students and regularly fuck over the school. Joplin is represented in Congress by Billy Long, the Janna the Hutt-lookin’ motherfucker from nearby Springfield.
Little Johnny: Mommy, where are we?
Mom: We’re in Joplin, Missouri!
Little Johnny: Who’s that?
Mom: Why, that’s just a naked heroin addict talking about how the Democrats are going to cause the apocalypse!
Mom: We’re in Joplin, Missouri!
Little Johnny: Who’s that?
Mom: Why, that’s just a naked heroin addict talking about how the Democrats are going to cause the apocalypse!
by UnknownDuck025 April 24, 2022