Chesterfield Missouried

Getting Chesterfield Missouried is basically getting absolutely fucked up blackout drunk. The shorter term for it is “chestered” and that’s basically getting drunk but not to the point of getting Chesterfield Missouried.

“Fuck bud i’m 12 shots in and i’m feeling absolutely chesterfield missouried right now.”

“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”

by Twinkmaxer300 January 26, 2021

Missouri mudflap

A Mullet. See Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Shorty Longback

I must have seen a dozen Missouri mudflaps at the fair.

by spanishfly May 13, 2005

Bumfuck, Missouri

Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.

The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.

Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.

"You think Detroit is rough? Try growing up in Bumfuck, Missouri."

by Henry the Llama May 2, 2012

rolla missouri

Rolla is a beat up crusty ass town in the middle of Missouri. It has basic bitches everywhere. It holds you back from reaching true happiness. DO NOT COME HERE.

Chuck: I'm thinking about moving to Rolla Missouri.

Lyndsi: No! you don't want all those basic bitches ruining your life and taking your happiness!

by poppy_cara_delavinge May 9, 2016

Missouri Compromise

When during intercourse with a woman who wishes to maintain her vaginal virginity, anal sex is used as a substitute.

Shirley wasn't ready to lose her big V, so we pulled a Missouri Compromise.

by PopeGangstaNasty December 28, 2005

Joplin, Missouri

A Midwestern city in Missouri with about 51,000 people. In Joplin, you are either a weed-smoking gay person who can’t wait to get out, or an ultra-conservative Christian who thinks that Planned Parenthood was run by Satan, worships Donald Trump, and attends one of the thousands of churches here. Most famous for Route 66 and the May 22, 2011 tornado. The north side of town is where you can find the not-so-rare Joplin Tweaker, who you can find dancing around higher than heaven and stealing Walmart bikes. The south side of town is where you find all of the houses built by Schuber-Mitchell, and where you find zero trees. Joplin features Joplin High School, which was destroyed in the tornado. It looks fancy, but it was shoddily built. It’s claimed to be EF5-proof, but 90% of the building is glass. The teachers and administration are fine, but the school board is full of wannabe conservatives who hate students and regularly fuck over the school. Joplin is represented in Congress by Billy Long, the Janna the Hutt-lookin’ motherfucker from nearby Springfield.

Little Johnny: Mommy, where are we?
Mom: We’re in Joplin, Missouri!
Little Johnny: Who’s that?
Mom: Why, that’s just a naked heroin addict talking about how the Democrats are going to cause the apocalypse!

by UnknownDuck025 April 23, 2022

Missouri Makeout

The act of two Buttholes touching. Where person A has a butthole that touches person B’s butthole.

I can’t go to sleep unless dad gives me a Missouri Makeout.

by Dean the LifeGuard December 27, 2021