a girl who knows absolutely nothing about fucking; one that just lies there and doesnt do shit. They're about as animated as a sex doll.
Man i was totally looking forward to fucking that bitch...then she turned missionary muppet on me...
by PolishMenace October 23, 2009
A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.
I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.
by the Little Kid June 01, 2006
by Rusty Trombone March 25, 2006
A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.
"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."
"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."
Both - "Sweet"
Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"
"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."
Both - "Sweet"
Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"
by bullernub January 02, 2011
by Shablammy October 24, 2019
I took a scenic drive on missionary ridge and all i could concentrate on were the old people complaining about sore hips or backs.
I warned you man, Missionary Ridge is a warzone of aarping.
I warned you man, Missionary Ridge is a warzone of aarping.
by rainystorm14 June 17, 2011