a girl who knows absolutely nothing about fucking; one that just lies there and doesnt do shit. They're about as animated as a sex doll.
Man i was totally looking forward to fucking that bitch...then she turned missionary muppet on me...
by PolishMenace October 23, 2009
A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.
I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.
by the Little Kid June 01, 2006
by Rusty Trombone March 25, 2006
by Shablammy October 24, 2019
A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.
"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."
"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."
Both - "Sweet"
Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"
"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."
Both - "Sweet"
Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"
by bullernub January 02, 2011
I took a scenic drive on missionary ridge and all i could concentrate on were the old people complaining about sore hips or backs.
I warned you man, Missionary Ridge is a warzone of aarping.
I warned you man, Missionary Ridge is a warzone of aarping.
by rainystorm14 June 17, 2011