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minnesota

A land of many things. Depending where you are at. Lots of alcoholics and snow. However there is also lots of nice people and sun. Land of lakes and land of mosquitoes. Land of people who are smart and are dumb. But where ever you are in Minnesota you can most of the time have fun.
"Brr, it's freaking cold out here!"
next day
"Damn, it's freaking hot out here!"
by Edub Troms July 12, 2005
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Minneapolis Bullfrog

The act of inserting your scrotum and testicles into the vagina while being ‘balls deep.’ A successful attempt will result in discomfort for both parties followed sharply by expulsion of the testis from the vagina, which resembles a bullfrog crawling out of the mud.
Tina was so loose that I was able to pull of the Minneapolis Bullfrog without a hitch.
by Sailor Thad May 7, 2007
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Minnesota seasons

used when referring to the four seasons which apply only Minnesota: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction.
dude, we're in Florida but there are Minnesota seasons.
by Jordan has Skills June 11, 2006
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Alexandria Minnesota

A city located in central Minnesota surrounded by lakes that contains a numerous amount of farmers. Not too shabby of a city that is rapidly expanding, with a new SUPER WalMart and movie theatre. Contains nice people and good food. Known for the saying, "Easy to get to, hard to leave."
I'm from Alexandria Minnesota. :)
by AnnaFromAlex September 6, 2008
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minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
It was so cold up at the lake that Sven unknowingly wore his Minnesota Mustache for two days in a row.
by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014
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Minnesota Gas Mask

When a man is getting a blow job while laying on his back in bed, and he farts right in her face.
Gave the ol lady a Minnesota Gas Mask last night
by Snowman 50522 May 30, 2016
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mionee

by a person from somewhere October 16, 2018
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