mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. Just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.
I went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. I asked her if she would want a mini van. She didn't know what it was so I gave her one. She seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. She must be used to only corvettes.
by Q Baby March 30, 2008
you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."
by William Hole March 21, 2008
that small sick that sometimes comes up when you burp leaving the taste of your last meal in your mouth before being swallowed back down!
by Doctor Tripod October 17, 2008
Person1:do you know Mini ladd?
Person2:Yeah that guy who shows his dick to kids
Person3: did you know he fled the country
All of them:what a BITCH
Person2:Yeah that guy who shows his dick to kids
Person3: did you know he fled the country
All of them:what a BITCH
by Mini ladd. August 22, 2020
A slang term for any creator who has admitted/or exposed as a pedo, This was chosen instead because mini ladd sounds funnier than kiwiz
Person: I can't believe a youtuber has been exposed!
Me: i guess that's another mini ladd for youtube
Me: i guess that's another mini ladd for youtube
by MemeyMemer69 October 09, 2021
2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.
by Fatty69 January 03, 2009
This is a card played in Clash Royale. Typically used by either the most elite strategists in the game or by the worst strategists in the game, there is no in-between. Usually used to get quick powerful hits on powerful enemies. This card is often hated on by pussies.
by The Scarlet L June 27, 2021