Mighty Ion

When somebody is extremly mighty and outgoing, they are labled as a mighty ion. Another attribute is doing miniscule things that happen to be extremly annoying.

Dude, I'm pretty sure Alex has progressed into a Mighty Ion

by The Mighty Ian June 17, 2010

That's Mighty Unfortunate

When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience

John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.

by ItzSpecies October 6, 2020

Mighty Assumptions

Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.

Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.

Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?

by Amelia&Hattie April 17, 2010

Mighty-night

How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.

"Nighty-night."
"The fuck?! I don't get a 'mighty-night'? Do I mean nothing to you?!"

by nwtraveler July 11, 2023

Mighty Forehead

the worlds biggest forehead ever

Guy1: I was at dollar tree
Guy2: so what
Guy 3: I saw a mighty forehead bigger than a baseball field

by oofy pooofy September 10, 2019

Mighty Bambo

a person who is worthless beyond description

origin: architecture studio culture

The mighty bambo didn't show up until after lunch and then he fucked up the construction documents.

by cadmonkey June 25, 2004

The Mighty Malcolm

When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.

Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?

by blumpkin27 October 30, 2011