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Midwest Redneck 

The funnest redneck of them all, loves to party drink beer and have a damn good time. love their family blood or not!
Look at those Midwest Rednecks giving er hell!
Midwest Redneck by Redneck Rex January 4, 2019

Midwest Muffin 

When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth
The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"
Midwest Muffin by bignawstydawg April 10, 2015

Midwest Smoke Out 

Bigger, Better, and Sexier, Midwest Smoke Out is the world's leading cigar expo, featuring personal appearances by cigar gods, amazing food, hot girls (and guys!), and sweet gaming. In Chicagoland, it's the night of the year for anybody who likes to smoke, drink, and gamble.

Midwest Smoke Out is a luxury party scene--though it's far from stuffy--with the chance to see the latest high-end cars, crazy-beautiful jewelry, and get awesome giveaways from each sponsor. And there are lots of sponsors.
For tickets to Midwest Smoke Out, call 1.888.226.0330, or visit www.midwestsmokeout.com.

Midwest Vanilla Sex

A more boring variety of what is considered vanilla sex.
Oh my god, Im never hooking up with Greg again. He only gives me Midwest Vanilla sex.
Midwest Vanilla Sex by MDWC January 24, 2021

Midwest RipRyder 

Group of friends in Nebraska Who choose not to be affiliated with a gang but are together because of there dead friends and family.
" i am a midwest RipRyder I choose this group of people because color or boundries me nothing to me!"

Midwest Nerfer 

having anal sex in a cancer shack with felons and a viking
Ryan loves being the midwest nerfer inbetween Talio and Ice9
Midwest Nerfer by kanethemediorce January 26, 2011