Midwest

A place where weather has no rules

The midwest is colder than Moscow today
and hotter then phoenix tomorrow

by Дecca January 29, 2019

midwestern sorority girl

Your typical spoiled gitty sororty girl that pouts all the time and is never satisfied. Also known to be very indecisive and to be a sexual tease.

Lisa is your typical Midwestern Sorority Girl.

by Gui-Pac February 11, 2006

Midwest face

Midwest face: A girl with a face that is rather bland, homely and does not stand out. Typically (from the burbs of Chicago or small towns) these girls look as if they should be hot from far away but upon closer inspection there isn't one identifiably attractive feature on their face. See also : butterface, landmine.

She looked really hot from across the bar and then when I got closer I noticed she had total midwest face.

by Damon_James May 28, 2011

Midwestern Goodbye

The point at a social gathering at which an attendee takes a deep breath, slaps his/her knees, and then gets up forcefully while saying something along the lines of "Well, time to head out."

Jonie - *sigh*"Well guys I'm gonna get out of here."

Billie - "Cool. Let me borrow 4 or 5 four a couple mcgriddles fam."

Richard - "You just witnessed that boy's textbook Midwestern Goodbye shit for the last time, fye me cuh?

by burnthewitch April 17, 2022

midwest

the most gangsta place in the world. when u in the midwest u kno u in the ghetto.

if the midwest is so "redneck, hick, republican" than why did more than half of it vote democrat?

by lllalaal August 20, 2006

Midwest

A place where if you use a three syllable word, they think you are a professor.

The Midwest and The South. . .no one knows which is dumber.

by Ereck Flowers August 15, 2018

Midwest

The most boring and putrid part of the country that you could ever imagine. A haven for religious zealots and morbidly obese people who can convert a Walmart into a fucking sideshow. Shitty weather that turns on a dime and can subject you to all four seasons in a week! The only good thing about this region is it's adherence to the 2nd amendment, but there's a better place that does that and its called TEXAS!

Person 1: I gotta drive to the Midwest for a business trip soon.

Person2: Good luck dumbass and it's been nice knowing you. Most people who venture there are never seen or heard from again!

by Angry Cactus October 2, 2018