middle school 

Pure shit. I'm going into 7th grade this year and couldn't go through one fucking year without having some 5-10 rumours about me spreading around. But enough about me.

In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.

6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.

7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.

8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.

There are 3 types of teachers:

The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.

The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.

The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.

If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.

Julie: Hey, did you hear what Stephanie said about you?
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!

middle school by Amy Renée July 5, 2009

middle school 

an evil place where parents put u so they can be kidless for 6-8 hours. it has people called teachers trying to teach u something called an education. then they try to make u pay money to eat "food" that moves and are colors that they shouldn't be. middle school is an evil place i tell ya. another thing. these evil people aka teachers give u something called homework. homework is a punishment i tell ya. it's a way of entertainment for them. when they say it's hard for them too, they're all bull shitting. they LOVE putting big red marks all over ur paper. i love it i tell ya.

p1: so what evil torturous middle school do u go to?
p2: JFK middle
p1: god, sucks 4 u huh?
p2: yea

middle school by JFK Phreak September 30, 2004

middle school 

A place where you develop your "Fuck the World" mentality. It's also the place where a couple of kids don't come out of because they either A. Were to dumb to pass or B. Killed themselves thanks to the douche holes who occupy the hallways.

5th Grader: Is middle school fun?
Me: Lets just say that's the place where I stopped giving a shit.

middle school by Communist Chicken November 4, 2012

Middle School 

1. Hell, basically. Your parents will tell you it's great, but it makes you feel like shit. For one thing, you're going through puberty and feel like shit. Another, everyone joins into cliques. If you're a girl, then if you don't have a chest or butt, you'll be made fun of. Relationships last for 2 weeks, basically after your first kiss you're done. The other girls will torment you, and basically bitch if you like the same bands as them or Heaven Forbid you wear the same clothes. Then all hell breaks loose, and your friends will ask you if the rumor that person spread is true or not. Yeah, that's a middle school girls life.

2. If you're a boy, then you've got it slightly easier. All the boys are so called 'Emos' or 'Skaters', and pervs. They will make a dirty joke after every sentence, and will grope girls nonstop. This is the years that they try to be class clowns, but fail, or they try to be 'badass' and fail.

1.
Katie: Good Charlotte is totally my favorite band, lyke OMG Joel Madden is so hawt!
Terri: You poseur! Ugh, that is -so- totally my fave band! Bitch, now I have to spread a rumor!
Later...
Katie: OMG lyke I can't believe Terri would like spread that rumor, just after I broke up with my boyfriend of two weeks! Middle school like sucks!
Normal Person: You are so pathetic. It wasn't gonna last, anyway.

2.
Sean: Yo, man. What's that Homework assignment we gotta do?
Kane: Yo, dude if Salina was my homework I'll do her every night.

Sean: Nah, man don't go there. You know she goes for Skaters, so I got a better chance.
Kane: No, but I'm emo. She sees these cuts she'll be like 'Whoa!'. I know I can make her see more then those cuts...
Sean and Kane: HAHA, Middle school sucks and rocks! We get a girlfriend, plus we're posers!
Sean: I'd ride her like a skateboard, dude...
Normal Person: Shut up, pervs! Keep that up and you'll never get a girl.

Middle School by DriedxTears April 30, 2009

Middle school 

Most pointless years of your life. Skills are learned that you probably won’t use in life. No worries about going to hell. You already are in hell. Kids do stupid stuff to be cool. You have the worst 3 pictures in life. Basically middle school leads you to your depression. Just run away to Antarctica.

“ Middle school is a living hell.”

Middle school by Tillie_1115 May 22, 2018

middle school 

Full of snobby popular girls who bully you if you dont fit into their 'group', disgusting lunch, at least 2 annoying teachers, tests you hardly studied for (because you would rather listen to music than study), the 'that one kids', and first boyfriends/girlfriends.

Middle school can suck sometimes, but I get by

middle school by Loserette from Loserland January 5, 2022

Middle School 

A place that your elementary teachers tell you will be SO cool. Then you get there and all it is is a bunch of girls destroying each other's self confidence and a bunch of boys getting in fights over stupid shit. Usually is kids from 6th-8th grade. Most people call it the worst school period. I would have to agree. Between middle and highschool, you can either have the best time of your life, or the worst. It all depends mainly on how you look, which is horrible, but the truth. Everyone believes in stereotypes in middle school. It's mainly a big group of kids judging each other. No one cares if you're mean or a whore as long as you're a pretty person. This is the point when everyone starts to worry about what people think of them. Girls are supposed to wear the right amount of makeup, keep their hair perfect, wear the right clothes, etc. Boys are supposed be tough, have abs, be attractive, etc. It's all just a bunch of bull shit and kids are cruel. It will most likely be much MUCH worse than any other time in your school years.

Middle school was the worst time of my life.

Middle School by Ham!!! March 4, 2011