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metric fuckton

One metric fuckton is exactly 10x more than a fuckload. This unit of measurement is the highest, and should be scarcely used in daily conversation unless truly warranted.
The population of China is exactly one metric fuckload.
by Max Reasons August 28, 2004
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metric shitload

Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.
by eltjim November 12, 2004
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metric time

A system of telling time where there are 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 10 hours in a day, which makes a 100 000 second day. This is different than the current Imperial system of telling time where there are 86 400 seconds in a day. There are currently no countries that use metric time, but that is likely to change.
person 1:Hey what time is it?
person 2:Oh, in metric time it's 5:94
person 1:wtf?!
by Edmoil December 10, 2008
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yonder, metric

A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."
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Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
by Myke April 15, 2004
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metric shitload

An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).
"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.
by michaelo August 12, 2003
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metric

A modifier meaning "even more than"

Most commonly used with buttload, assload, or shitload.

The modifier 'metric' has been co-opted from the term 'metric ton,' which is 205 pounds more than a 'ton.'

So, an 'assload' is a lot, but a 'metric assload' is even more.
A pipe broke, and now there's a metric buttload of water in my basement!
by Aminal June 9, 2004
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