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mermaid

A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.

Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.

Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.
Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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The Mermaid theory

Based on How i met your mother's 11th Episode of 6th Season

300 years ago sailors stuck at sea would get desperate at sea for female comapionship, it got so bad that manatee out in the water started to look like beautiful womens, mermaids.

Every women no matter how initially repugnant have a mermaid clock, its the time it takes for you to bone her. sure today you see her as a manatee but she aint gonna stay that way.
by arv1e December 8, 2010
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Meximan

The mexican superman who goes around Mexico with his indestructable moustache and his sidekick Burritolad. He's not a very useful superhero but he can help with simple tasks.
Oh no we are out of taco shells who will help us.

Look what's that coming down the dirt road?
Is it a man, a car?
No it's Meximan on his trusty stead "Chimi the Packmuel"
by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010
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Mermaider

Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid
"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"
by Joe Bob Briggs April 16, 2007
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mermaidish

We're not sure what mermaidish means. So ask a mermaid.
Mermaidish?
by Asylum760 December 2, 2009
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mermanatee

a mythical vegetarian betwixt a cute boy and a handsome man
I just got grazed by a mermanatee.
by ChiRho May 29, 2013
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Merman Theory

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018
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