Menopanic

The period of time in a woman's life immediately before menopause in which she feels the uncontrollable to urge to produce offspring. All rules on quality control when selecting males to assist in this task are thrown out the window, resulting in very poor choices of mates.

"All my friends are married and have kids, why don't I? I'm becoming an old maid. Menopanic attack!"

"Hey babe, I'm a drunk tattoo artist artist who plays drums for a death metal band and lives in my mother's garage."

"You're perfect! Let's make babies!"

by NephilimNexus March 5, 2009

Menopaws

When dudes get catty

Holy shit it's getting catty up in here, are Lance and Lennie going through menopaws? #eatatsubway

by Jake Ez July 1, 2017

Menolly

An annoying weird girl who always gets called cute, pretty, and nice all the time and she’s mostly a Virgo plus she always likes to give people weird nicknames

Person1: hey look it’s that girl menolly

Person2: she’s so pretty and cute
Person:3 I’m gonna call u fluffy

Person4: but I’m ur ex
Person3: so what
Person5: menolly is so weird

by Fluffy Raspberries January 16, 2020

menopause

just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"

by bored15yrold May 28, 2012

Menomonie

Small city in Northwestern Wisconsin about an hour away from the Twin Cities and 30 minutes from Eau Claire. Often confused with Menominee, MI or Menomonee Falls, WI because nobody's ever heard of Menomonie, WI unless you live near by or go to school at UW-Stout. Menomonie is known for Jeff's Pizza, Ted's Pizza, Raw Deal, Acoustic Cafe and it's many bars, such as the Stout Ale House.

"Where do you go to school?"

"I attend UW-Stout, that's in Menomonie"

"Isn't Menominee in Michigan?"

"Well, there's one in Wisconsin but nobody knows where it is.

by StoutDevil June 28, 2011

Menomonie

Nobody knows where it is, and nobody cares. home of the indians in the middle of wisconsin. somewhere.

i live in the middle of nowhere, aka, Menomonie

by dashizzzz October 14, 2008

menopause

When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\

Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time

and or a black Devil

When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)

by WhenIGetmyweave March 6, 2013