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mediated

Mediated- to take marijuana, to get high.

Some people refer to marijuana or weed, as their medicine, as it has been proven to have anti cancer cell propertys

Wiz khalifa has a song called medicated, which like alot of his music is about smoking weed
Wiz khalifa- "lets get mediated "

(lets smoke weed and get high)
by zZziggYy November 20, 2015
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Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March.
My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March
by Dubiks February 24, 2019
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mexicated

Alternative rock stations become mexicated when corporate station owners decide the audience for Spanish music is potentially more profitable than the "Hot AC/Alternative Rock" demo. This often occurs without warning for anyone, including the station's employees.
KCNL 104.9 in Sunnyvale, CA was Mexicated on January 1, 2006, without warning to anyone.
by Downvoting Victim November 3, 2011
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pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.
My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.
by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008
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recre-medicate

The use of prescribed medication for recreational use, including skipping a scheduled dose in order to double the dose at a later time or taking at a time when medication is not warranted to achieve a desired effect.
Kevin, did you take your Xanax this morning or are you saving it to recre-medicate after work?

Karen hoarded her lortab prescribed from her surgery to recre-medicate after she recovered.
by Conservative Bored housewife October 6, 2021
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medicare practitioner

A doctor who is more concerned with getting his medicare form signed than he is finding out what a patients health issues are. They will often write a prescription based on a few cursory questions to the patient, without actually examining them or seeking adequate information to diagnose health problems.
I went to see what I thought was a health care professional (doctor) because I had been suffering bad headaches for a couple of weeks, turns out he was nothing more than a medicare practitioner, he handed me a medicare slip to sign while he wrote out a prescription for painkillers and told me to attend an emergency room if they did not go away.
by Titan Ace July 27, 2016
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Medicrate

When a person attempts to meditate in a sleepy state; typically early in the morning
v. Medicrate. Gary was up medicrating early this morning on his veranda before heading in to morning church service.
by DefinieIt January 7, 2018
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