A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.
The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.
by Ballz-on-ya October 8, 2008
Get the Cock Mechanicmug. A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.
Can also be described as a rectal repairman.
Can also be described as a rectal repairman.
"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."
"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"
"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."
"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"
"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."
by AIDS gay April 6, 2007
Get the anal mechanicmug. nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv
by BantaClausOfLondon June 2, 2015
Get the Banteristic Mechanismsmug. A mechanical conversation consists of small talk. Usually found on the internet, but sometimes comes between two aquaintances who are waiting for something or someone. It is usually very choppy and awkward.
"Nice day, huh?" - man 1
"Oh, uh, ya." - man 2
"I'm really enjoying the sunshine." - man 1
Man 2 nods in recognition to Man 1's statement. (if on internet it would usually be an 'lol')
{awkward silence}
"So ummm.... how 'bout them Red Socks?" - man 1
later
"I had a very mechanical conversation why i was waiting for you earlier." - man 2
"Really? Awkward." - man 2's friend.
"Oh, uh, ya." - man 2
"I'm really enjoying the sunshine." - man 1
Man 2 nods in recognition to Man 1's statement. (if on internet it would usually be an 'lol')
{awkward silence}
"So ummm.... how 'bout them Red Socks?" - man 1
later
"I had a very mechanical conversation why i was waiting for you earlier." - man 2
"Really? Awkward." - man 2's friend.
by Chubby Raincloud July 20, 2008
Get the mechanical conversationmug. Clint and Richard ate over $30 worth of food after working on my bike, and there for they are Arby's Mechanics.
by Douche LaRue October 19, 2009
Get the Arby's Mechanicmug. by Richmeister September 4, 2014
Get the mechanical dandruffmug. An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.
"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."
by Humkay April 2, 2021
Get the Mechanic Jeffmug.