meaty thigh

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.

The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.

by Miles March 29, 2005

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012

Meaty mixer

When you spit in someone’s asshole and then stick your penis in it raw

Bro! Derek meaty mixered me at that party last night! Now my ass hurts!

by Meatymixer June 19, 2022

meaty crevice

Massively fat labias resulting in a recessed vagainal entrance

Area created by an obese vagina

He buried his rod deep into her meaty crevice.

by Triplebrew May 6, 2016

Meaty Tweaty

Sending out dick pics on Twitter

I was on Twitter when I saw a meaty tweaty

by Me. Walrus March 31, 2016

Meaty Boner

A delicious doggy treat for bitches of any sex.

Bitches from around the world would love as their owner, because I always come home and give them Meaty Boner!

by TheTrueOger68! January 2, 2021

Meaty Thwack

The sound effect created in cinema and games when skin is violently struck with a blunt force object.

Notably found in the show Daredevil and the game Rust.

There was a beautiful, meaty thwack when I used my rock to tear the chicken breasts from the body of that hog.

Daredevil took down the muggers with a flurry of meaty thwacks, leaving them senseless on the ground.

by WillemNotAlistair June 14, 2016