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Sad Masty

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending
by paora January 26, 2015
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Meaty glove of torque

A term first used to describe the engine of the 2004 Volkswagen R32. The term is used to allow others to understand the large amount of torque available at any engine speed.

The term, "meaty glove", is derived from a more common term: "glove of meat", which is used to describe the object thrown into the air in celebration after Thomas Edison successfully created the first nickel-iron-alkaline storage battery.
"The engine has a meaty glove of torque!"
by Adam Santunafish July 23, 2006
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meaty

A chick that is not fat but meaty. Something you can grab.
Chick wearing tight jeans and has a little bit of fat poking from both sides. She's meaty because she's not fat but there's something to grab.

Someone who likes slightly bigger girls...refer to them as meaty and not fat.

"she's nice and meaty!"
by karazy April 13, 2005
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Masty

Noun: the act of masturbation

Verb: to masturbate in the absence/or for the replacement of real sex (not to be used by those who are getting the real "nasty" because it's just not fair for them to be both entertaining and gettin' some)
Noun: I love to do the masty

Verb: I got all masty with myself last night and it was niiiiiicccceee....
by Bisco G August 16, 2009
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MEATY BONE

Wow,Keon has a meaty bone I can hardly walk today.
by cmoney68 October 18, 2008
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Meaty Sword

She got naked and I slayed her with my meaty sword.
by I Fish 247 February 20, 2009
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Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person
"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"
by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014
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