Martynas

The Lithuanian guy. Extremely hot. Even the ladies that only like white guys with blond hair think he’s hot asf. NEVER ACTUALLY REALISES THAT EVERY GIRL HAS A CRUSH ON HIM. His friends don’t even bother to tell him. No one has a clue what he would say if someone confessed because it never happened. He is also really smart. Is also obsessed with Rick and Morty. Always comes 2 minutes late. He is in the “the boyess gang” and they would look like they would break every girls heart but actually they would all have a secret crush. And I almost forgot he would never pay for netflix he’d rather have 10 netflix accounts from people all over the world.

Girl: “he is never going to actually know that I have a crush on him until I tell him, he’s such a Martynas.”

“You have been asking me for my netflix for the 5th time now. You are being such a Martynas.“

by 240104 November 10, 2019

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when you're playing with a girl on your team and you become stronger than expected.

"This guy matonged the other night it was amazing!"

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Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.

"Dude don't put it in"
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"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"

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