An eroticism whereby your girlfriend screams your best mate's name instead of yours during intercourse. This eroticism evolved after a man called Simon wanted his wife to cheat without actually cheating. He asked her to scream "Matthew" to satisfy his desire without the heartbreak.
Mostly exclamations such as, "Oh Matthew!" but/or possibly "Oh Simon/Boyfriend, Matthew does!"
I was Matthewed last night.
I was Matthewed last night.
by WilliamEvans October 8, 2011
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Matthew.
by bladeqwqw123 September 5, 2014
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Matthew sucks their own dick and swallows their own cum while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7, what a weirdo.
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by swiggityswootyilovethebooty January 24, 2015
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