Matthew

An intelligent, sexy, loyal, witty man who is the life of the party and a tractor boy supporter.

That girl is so lucky, she is dating a real Matthew-!

by whorse November 03, 2013

Matthew

A Jessica lover. Matthew LOVES jessica. Matthew would like to know if Jessica loves him back. I'm just a random guy. I just know that somewhere out there a jessica will read this and think about her Matthew

Matthew.

by bladeqwqw123 September 05, 2014

Matthews

awesomely sexy beast the sexiest beast around...big and hairy looks a lot like big foot may be called sasquatch, tonto, grizzly adams, and big foot plays basketball a lot... is always asked if that person is old enough to drink.

Look at that matthews guy he is just good looking.

by ROUND HOUSE MAN May 22, 2008

Matthew

A person that sucks their own 1 inch dick until they cum in their own throat while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7

Matthew sucks their own dick and swallows their own cum while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7, what a weirdo.

by I eat poop 69 December 25, 2021

Matthew

A very cool person

Oh look its Matthew
He is so cool

by ElloMateImMatthew May 06, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is very commonly a guys name. Matthews are really adorable, very intelligent, and friendly. If you ever meet a Matthew you should hold onto him tight because there's so guy like a Matthew!

When Matthew grinned at me I almost fainted!

Boy, that Matthew sure is smart.

by swiggityswootyilovethebooty January 25, 2015

Matthew

A person with extreme rage issues and a very short temper .

Matthew has Rage issues!!!

by That Guy 11102 March 01, 2017