Marion, MA

A small town revered as a mecca for wine snobs, golf addicts, and pure-bred dog enthusiasts. When not gloating to neighbors about their children's accomplishments on the squash courts, residents can often be found pondering the value of their property in relation to their neighbors and doing lines of valium off of their guest bathroom toilet. The police give speeding tickets for going 4mph too fast and falsify noise complaints to shut down family barbecues past 8pm.

Farnsworth: Chad, you uncultured swine, you got cocaine all over my new boat shoes! Do you know who my father is?!

Chad: He must be the mayor of Marion, MA.

by Bristaco December 13, 2018

Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017

relative motion nigger theory

When one nigger runs, all the other niggers within a 20-meter radius also run because they assume a white police officer is chasing him.

Bob: "Why do all niggers run together even though none of them committed a crime? It takes fucking forever to sort them out at the police station and half the time we just charge all of them with rape."

John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Marion

Marion is a name used for both men & women, however it is more commonly used for women. Marions are usually detatched, beautiful, sometimes quiet, very smart, & incredibly friendly. Marions are drop-dead hilarious. Marions tend to fall in love very quickly, for a long time. Marions have an amazing artistic sense. Marions are very shy. Marions can have the most gorgeous eyes you've ever seen in your life. If you're lucky enough to know a Marion, you should tell her everyday.

Boy 1: "Dude, look. That's Marion, the girl I was telling you about."
Boy 2: "Dang, she is hot!"
Boy 1: "I know right! I like her a lot."
Boy 3: Who the heck is that?!? She's so pretty!
Boy 1 & Boy 2: "Dude, I know."

by Baeleigh Miller January 10, 2012

mating season

Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.

We're about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!

by captazo March 17, 2011

Matin

Matin is someone who's extremely kind hearted, loving and caring but if someone messes with him he can legit run over them at the speed of 250 km/ph

omg dont cross the road its matins car coming

by oxford thesaures May 8, 2021

going through the motions

to go through the motions - to make a feeble effort to do something; to do something insincerely or in cursory fashion; to do something because you are expected to do it and not because you want to; to do something without believing it is important

Jane isn't doing her best. She's just going through the motions.
Bill was supposed to be raking the yard, but he was just going through the motions.
These days when we go out, cook a meal together, or even make love, I get the feeling that he's just going through the motions.
After his wife died, he went through the motions of living, without feeling much of anything.

by Poltergeist111 October 8, 2013