doucheus maximus

The absolute king of douchebags. Someone who just isn't truthfully represented by only being called a douchebag.

Wow, did you see Terrell Owens the other day? What a doucheus maximus.

by Kirk B. December 24, 2008

thottius maximus

A thot who has gone beyond the level of a normal thot and has ascended to become a role model that other thots love and worship.

Also a thot who actively recruits non-thots with the purpose of converting them to thots.

"Wow, I can't believe Brenda, treating all those guys like that. She is such a thottius maximus!"

by dragonainer May 4, 2018

Yeetimus Maximus

The final evolevment of Yeet

Yeetimus Maximus

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Maximum exposure

One of the best reality tv shows along with Real TV because it shows natural real-life events unlike shitty, fake-ass, staged shows like Survivor.

"Net week on survivor, Rob gets attacked by a shark OMG OMG!"
*Shark turns out to be a baby that a teenager could catch*

"Next week on Maximum Exposure, see what happens when bungee jumps snap, convenience store clerks fight back, and crazy Indian dude drinks boiling cooking oil!"

by Meijer's! January 29, 2006

n00bius maximus

The biggest n00b possible only level 1 in world of warcraft, constantly getting pwn3d

Did you just see that n00bius maximus. Well I just pwn3d him with my battle ax

by g-smoove December 6, 2006

Maximus

An incredibly cool, awesome or deck teenage male.

He macs all the bitches! What a maximus!

by Pirate King Maximus April 26, 2004

penis maximus

A rather large penis

hey baby, vaant to see my penis maximus?

i got the cleanest, meanest, penis maximus, ya never seen this stroke of genius

by alvinsanity June 11, 2006