Mateo

A Mateo is attractive af, but nobody seems to notice because he's too short. Usually under 5 feet, a Mateo would be too short to be noticed, if it wasn't for his highly noticeable personality. A Mateo is also extremely smart and won't shut up about it. If you have a Mateo, keep him forever. He is the type of person you want to be with for the rest of your life.

Friend: Isn't Mateo so hot?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend: The smart one. Down there. one
Mateo: (looking up): hey.
Friend 2: OMG you're right
Friend: I know!!!

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 23, 2019

mateo

kindest person you'll ever meet. who'll blush with his eyes and never fails to make something awkward. will freak out over holding hands and cares for you no matter what. he is such an amazing person that will make you smile uncontrollably 24/7 and have questioning why you deserve them.

mateo ZAMN

by dookiesucker420 November 6, 2021

Matei

Matei is a pethard.

omg, a closet ! Matei!

by himoutou January 1, 2022

pincho mategone

small ,mother fucker

Eddy Amato is a pincho mategone

by sam kotch October 14, 2003

Pulling a Matei

The act of friending random strangers, with whom you share multiple mutual friends, on Facebook.

Person I: "Who the hell is Booker Williams?"

Person II: "Oh! He's a friend of mine, but I guess he's pulling a Matei."

by LadyCB February 23, 2009

Mateo

The smartest kid in class, probably a loner who watches anime and skips school with no repurcussions because hes just THAT smart. yep

Hmm Yes the Mateo here is made out of FLESH A.K.A food if you live in australia
Mateo is so weird

by Anfidelmar320 November 12, 2019

mateoster

To be a punk or weak mobster or the Myspace app Mobsters.

You punk ass mateoster.

by HellDawg April 29, 2009