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raging manatee boner

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.
Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.
by Alabia May 24, 2008
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Guy Manuel De Homem Christo

The All yellow guy In Daft Punk.
Born In France With Best Friend Thomas Bangalter,Also Did A Group Called Le Knight Club.
by dudeman1995 April 21, 2009
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Manuel

A nice, but sometimes annoying guy. Most of the time he has black hair and is a bit tall. He likes dark humor and dank memes and tries to make you happy. He might be a bit ugly but on the inside his nice if your nice to him. He doesn't really care about looks and just focuses on personality. He sometimes has negative thoughts and tries to hide it in so he can make you happy. He can forgive really easily but doesn't believe in 2and chances.
Person 1:Yo is that Manuel?

Person 2:Ya, sometimes his a dick but if you really get to know him he wants to help in the best way possible even if your just a random stranger.
by Kitsqndkatslover December 1, 2019
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mantellect

Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.
"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."

"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
by Sam Perry December 23, 2007
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mantec

The devolution of an ethnic group that derived from the European settlers and conquistadors as they bred with the native Aztec people of central Mexico. Factor that human outcome with the addition of deliciously fried (use of manteca) Mexican foods (enchiladas, tacos, gorditas, etc) and you get the mantec person.
Skylar: What do you think that guy is? He's too fat to be an Aztec type of Mexican.

Tyler: Hmm, probably got fat from eating all that greasy Mexican food.

Skylar: Yeah, he's probably part Mantec.
by erp2 November 10, 2011
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evil manatee

A fat girl (evil manatees for plural) that seems like she’d be friendly or at least tolerable to be in the same room as but turns out to be a hostile, rude, unpleasant person for no apparent reason. Also known as a fat bitch, PMS blimp, whale of bad attitude, Disrespectius Vitellius, Miss Piggy having a grumpy day
I thought I was going to make some friends when I saw girls as fat as me laughing and joking around.. but they turned out to be evil manatees.
by lil miss missfit May 23, 2008
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manatee effect

When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.

Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.

Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.

Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011
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