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Get the Lilly Maneuver mug.An act of self-defense against 3 or more people where the victim toe-kicks the first attacker in the testicles so hard that the kicker elevates himself off the ground by no less than four inches, followed by a swift left hook to the second attacker, and then after being knocked to the ground by the third attacker, while being kicked, the victim grabs the third attacker's ankle and hyperflexes it plantarflex so much that every ligament snaps and the attacker falls to the ground. Often, after this entire incident the victim will look up and discover two police officers down the street who were oblivious to the entire ordeal.
Did you hear what happened to Johnny? Some guys tried to jump him and steal his watch, so he pulled out the Kelamis Maneuver.
The urologist said it was the worst case of blunt trauma to the testicles that he's ever seen. He said the only explaination for this would be the Kelamis Maneuver. After calling down to the ER and discovering another patient with torn ankle ligaments, his suspicion was confirmed.
He Kelamis Maneuvered his ass so hard that he inadvertently ruptured the guys prostate at the same time.
After being Kelamis Maneuvered, his taint was so swollen it made it impossible for him to sit down.
The urologist said it was the worst case of blunt trauma to the testicles that he's ever seen. He said the only explaination for this would be the Kelamis Maneuver. After calling down to the ER and discovering another patient with torn ankle ligaments, his suspicion was confirmed.
He Kelamis Maneuvered his ass so hard that he inadvertently ruptured the guys prostate at the same time.
After being Kelamis Maneuvered, his taint was so swollen it made it impossible for him to sit down.
by DukeWayne April 19, 2009
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Many may try to execute the Michael Jackson Maneuver but won't have the mind-boggling talent or huge heart to pull it off. No matter--they should aim high and try!
by Logan Breezy November 15, 2012
Get the Michael Jackson Maneuver mug.Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
by Ninja13 February 22, 2008
Get the The Story of Mateus mug.When I peeked in his My Photos folder, my deepest suspicions were confirmed -- Juan was a total manusexual.
by Menudo T. July 15, 2009
Get the manusexual mug.What a lot of dumbfuck Monty Python fans think is actually a word. (I'm a fan, too, just not a dumbfuck.)
In the Cheese Shop Sketch, one character says to another, "It's staggeringly popular in this manor, squire." But if you google the word "manusquire," you'll see how many dumbfucks think that's what it is. The only references you'll see are where people transcribed the sketch and got the word(s) wrong and ones by other people who have read the first dumbfucks transcriptions and tried to parody the sketch in their lame forum postings, that just showed that they are worse than dumbfucks, they are DERIVITIVE dumbfucks.
In the Cheese Shop Sketch, one character says to another, "It's staggeringly popular in this manor, squire." But if you google the word "manusquire," you'll see how many dumbfucks think that's what it is. The only references you'll see are where people transcribed the sketch and got the word(s) wrong and ones by other people who have read the first dumbfucks transcriptions and tried to parody the sketch in their lame forum postings, that just showed that they are worse than dumbfucks, they are DERIVITIVE dumbfucks.
Omg, we smart Python fans are going to have to kick the asses of the dumbfuck ones for adding "manusquire," yet another unnecessary word to our lingo.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 23, 2007
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