makeup sex

What you call the story your friends tell when they want you to think they got laid.

He had makeup sex. He didn't get none, so he made it up!!

by SWZ September 25, 2003

secret makeup

to burp, fart, or perhaps shart (shit fart), and rub the gaseous scent or semi-liquid goo into someone's skin like foundation or blush.

- jennifer applied secret makeup to tony's leg while they were spooning last night.

by cantastical January 28, 2008

makeup sex

The art of gratifying oneself with make up items.

Example:
a) tickling the punani with a blush brush
b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule
c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler

You get my drift..!

"My ex had an odd makeup sex fetish"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Makeup Sex

Pushing someone down on the bed, and doing their makeup lying on top of them. Used as foreplay, especially when you kiss their lips applying lipstick.

I got a new eyeshadow, can’t wait for some makeup sex when my gf visits tomorrow!

by SaevonKyo October 09, 2021

makeup sex

Makeup Sex - When, in Halo 2 or other first person shooters, you kill a member of the opposite team who just killed a member of your team. Yelled promptly after doing so into the mic to announce said act.

Player One: "I need some help here!"
Player Two: "MAKEUP SEX! I waxed his ass for ya!"

by Failure Mouse March 04, 2006

secret makeup

to fart on someone and rub the smell into their cheeks like blush

He was turned on by secret makeup.

by AIRZLA January 25, 2008

makeup sesh

when 2 stoners have a fight and they makeup by smoking a large quantity together.

Andrew: Im sorry about ditching you last night dude.
Shannon: It's allright man.
Andrew: Lets have makeup sesh. :D

by Dr. Whistler May 21, 2011