Magnus the Red

Did nothing wrong.

"Hey do you like Warhamme..."
"MAGNUS THE RED DID NOTHING WRONG!"

by Fiskmaster September 18, 2021

18 minus epsilon

Refers to a girl who isn't quite legal, but, come on bro, she basically is. She is weeks away from being legal, and can be easily mistaken for 22 by your average xanax-ed out celebrity. Comes from mathematical analysis, where the phrase "minus epsilon" means "minus some arbitrarily small quantity".

Dude 1: "Did you hear that James Franco was trying to pick up a seventeen year old?" Dude 2: "But did you see her? She was totally 18 minus epsilon".

by mathmajr May 17, 2014

zeraora mains

These people abuse the F*CK out of zeraora character in pokemon unite. The possible things that a zeraora main can do is inconceivable. They will hard carry your team. Zeraora mains are the type of guys you would want to be friends with. In conclusion, Zeraora mains make everybody happy (unless they are on the opposite team).

zeraora mains: im insane at this game bro!
non zeraora main: you are just a zeraora main who abuse the character smh.

by Wylodes September 25, 2021

Childe Mains

People who are either hot, gay, and makes genshin coops into Grindr

I’m childe mains

by fruity alcoholic October 15, 2021

Mainstream Media

Refers to the major tv networks, radio stations, magazines and newspapers who are tightly regulated and controlled by governments and the elite in order to mislead, brainwash and control the masses.

Kelly: “I’m really scared about COVID, they said on the tv that cases were up 50% in the last week”.
Ben: “Oh don’t take any notice, it’s just Mainstream Media nonsense”.

by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021

Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome

A made-up but seemingly real phenomenon in where some tasteless, generic media or physical item (be it music, tv, literature etc.) which achieves way more attention and profits than which it deserves. It stays at the forefront of media attention from a mere 2 days (not so much a problem) all the way through several decades (major annoyance). This syndrome gets its' name from the fact that most modern mainstream media seems to hypnotise a large percentage of the population into becoming their slaves/army, often shooting way out of their target demographics. Over the past 5 decades, this syndrome has become more and more apparent, eventually leading to conflicting media/physical items and online wars that no-one cares about. Now, this power can either be used for bad, malicious, world controlling purposes such as Justin Bieber and Call of Duty or good, constructive development such as Minecraft and Gangnam Style.

It is currently unknown how people and corporations utilise this formula, but love/relationships are somehow involved in every single one. (Justin Bieber's songs, Avatar's romance, most Nick/Disney programs, a certain former little girl's cartoon that involves horses' current generation etc. Even small, obscure references to love such as Tetris' love heart in the high score screen can count. Another possible factor is that following its' popularity, metric fucktons of merchandise are produced, all the way from keychains to butt plugs.

1. Oh my god, did you see Justin Bieber last night? He totally hypnotised us with his bad voice and Canadian beaver teeth. I'll go buy 20 of his custom brand dildos for absolutely no reason!
- Belieber

2. The so-called Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome is a lie! A dirty, filthy lie! We craft our products with heart and soul and totally no brainwashing, whatever that is, isn't that right Mr. errr, Snrub?
- Record Labels

3. Out now! New Twilight sanitary pads! Feed Edward Cullen's current blood addiction whilst you scream in agonising pain after failing to make it to the toilet in time. Buy ASAP! Call 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF to order!
- Merchandising companies

by AlexGRFan97 November 10, 2012

mianus

A town named after your ass.

Look! There's a big red truck in mianus!!

by nebu December 21, 2003