Mahlemon

The most amazing, beautiful, funny girl in the world. She makes you feel super special and loved! i love you Mahlemon! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I love Mahlemon.

by brandonfchapman March 14, 2015

Mallet Head

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.

"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

Maleth

Average guy who looks good and so unique, some girls go crazy on him, some don't even notice.

It's like a fever

I think she got Maleth for sure!

by ආච්චිගෙ රෙද්ද January 4, 2017

maletas

Someone who sucks at soccer/football or you can use it as a comback when someone sucks at something

Rudy your such a maletas at football

by Jeffrey p January 26, 2017

Marlettnophobia

The fear of yardsticks.

“Are you scared of any thing?”
“Yeah, I have Marlettnophobia...”

by numbnut January 30, 2019

mapletown

A place where sports barely exist, and everyone has class with their cousin.

The mapletown maples boys basketball team could lose to the blind and deaf.

Random Girl- How is the Mapletown basketball team doing?
Lance- Oh we just lost our 70th game in a row.

by hoops456789 May 6, 2019

Mallet

A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test

“I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “

by Gootherologist2020 December 8, 2020