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matrix

a massive computer program used in a movie of the same title, serving the purpose of controlling the human race, ironically not that far from the truth...
"Hey, you think we're in a matrix?"
"Shut up! The highway scene's almost on again! SHHHH!"
by Orion January 15, 2004
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madridista

the fan of the Spanish football club "real madrid" called madridista
ali: are you fan of real madrid?
sameh: are kidding me? of course i'm fan, i'm madridista since i was 10 years old
by sameh saad March 28, 2013
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Matteo Madrid

An insatiable song writer, with a knack for speaking unspoken words of truth....
" Oh look at this guy trying to act like a matteo madrid, what a joke. "
by paulina kolaski March 17, 2009
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matrix

A rectangular array of numbers or expressions. The plural is 'matrices'. An n x m matrix has n rows and m columns.
Find the determinant of this matrix.
by moley November 7, 2003
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Madrid Moment

An irrelevent statement said while nobody is paying attention, yet otheres hear it. An official Madrid moment has no response. Also, many madrid moments can kill a joke, ruin a good conversation, or just be dumb as hell.
Jerry-"ya there was this fine chick, big ass, big tits..."
Madrid-"DUDE GUYS; look what michael did to my arm!!! (shows bruise)
Marcus-"Dude you just had a Madrid Moment..nobody cares at all."
by Drew, Giovanni, Marcus, Jerry October 23, 2007
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digital matrix forums

Digital Matrix Forums

function - noun

1: DMF: An online forum based on the anime and manga series Digimon, created by Vitros in 1999. It's existance spanned until 2004 when it was shut down after many closings and "re-openings." The Digital Matrix Forum was place of vibrant community and lively debate and conversation until its latter days. DMF, as it was so often called, lived out its final days as small low-traffic forum home to but a few loyal members. Its place, along with that of Vitros's, is still one held in a fairly high regard among Digimon fans to this day.
by It doesn't really matter... March 25, 2005
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Porn Matrix

The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.

No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.

Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.

The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)

Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?

Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.

Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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