mythical shrimp worm

Somebody who is probably the best person in the world, they have great manners, make great memes, 0 percent petty, some would say they are mythical.

"I hope this new kid is a mythical shrimp worm"

by lil ramen 4ever September 22, 2017

Mythical rizz

AKA majestic rizz, this is a condition that only 1 in 10,000 males possess the genetic code for. This type of rizz can be fatal if not exercised with self-control. Mythical rizz can cause women to fall in love at the snap of a finger. The special men who have mythical rizz abilities often must wear sunglasses or masks to cover their identity. When such a man does not cover himself, he has to deal with hundreds of women and even men throwing themselves at him daily.

Everyone thinks having mythical rizz is a dream come true. But for me, it's made my life a living hell. I can't walk 10 feet without a woman offering me hawk tuah. I really don't wish this upon my worst enemy.

by I Thik U Stupid December 8, 2024

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023

Mythical

0 trick balloon rascals who got top 1 first day and later cries about goblin dildo vibrator pro air max full proto xyz+

Joe: Have you heard about this mental loon spammer boy?
Bob: Oh you mean Mythical?

by Joe slept with your dad June 20, 2021

mythic mutations

A crazy psychopath who’s animal spirit is a chihuahua.

Hey mythic mutations gone feral again. Who did she beat at chess?

by Mythic Crazy March 19, 2023

Mythical feLBJashe

Helf woman helf bull or fish or horse or dragon or snake. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created mythical felbjashes. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 29, 2022

Mythical Rat Raper

The Mythical rat raper is a very dangerous animal they originate from Nigeria. They came from a lab which they were mutated from a kangaroo and a venomous snake. Their name is Mythical rat raper because they come out of their holes at night and go after rats to breed with them. After they breed with the rats they bite them on the neck and kill them instantly with their neurotoxin that’s how they Lure them in. The mythical rat Raper is a extremely dangerous animal they can kill a dog in less than 30 seconds

Those mythical rat rapers are very dangerous

by Bigballer2652 January 17, 2022