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smokey muffler

when you have a bad day on the toilet! Ten wipe-Two Flusher.
I ended up with a smokey muffler after the 6 pack of meximelts.
smokey muffler by Smokin Muffler January 14, 2006

shit-muffler 

a device or appliance yet to be invented to 'muffle' the sound of your shit hitting the water and/or associated/simultaneous farting.
"i could have used a shit-muffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling"
shit-muffler by chrisee t August 8, 2012

oklahoma ass muffler 

Wadded up toilet paper used to muffle the sound of explosive gas and diarrhea
The walls of my trailer are thin, so when I have company over I have to use an Oklahoma Ass Muffler to stifle my bowel movement
oklahoma ass muffler by SickRN February 2, 2017

Truck Muffler 

An anal Whore, or someone who sleeps with random people and enjoys chodes.
I dumped my girlfriend when I found out she was just a Dirty Truck Muffler.
Truck Muffler by Whalesdude November 7, 2007

Cock Muffler 

A person of any sex who enjoys deep throating.
Danielle is such a cock muffler she took that dick all the way..... Balls deep
Cock Muffler by wknd1warrior February 16, 2009

Mexican Muffler 

A car muffler that hangs down so low or creates so much vibration that it sounds like the muffler's many Mexican males purposely place onto their cars to make them appear to be more powerful than they really are
Dude, my car's getting to the point where I've a Mexican Muffler on the thing, and driving on the highway, everyone looks at me funny.
Mexican Muffler by LadyK January 3, 2007