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Lawn Mowing

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.
I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.
by The.Sharpie. May 27, 2017
mugGet the Lawn Mowingmug.

show mow

To mow your front lawn only, for the sake outward appearance, rather than do the whole thing
Wife: The lawn is looking pretty bad out there
Husband: I'm busy, I'll just do a quick show mow
by Forgis McFludge July 25, 2006
mugGet the show mowmug.

mow muffin

The dried-on caked-on grass from the underside of a lawnmower which falls off in muffin-like clumps when starting a mower which has been idle for a day or days. In extreme cases, the mow muffin must be chiseled loose.
The lawnmower scattered mow muffin all over the garage floor when it started.
by Jim Hendricks January 2, 2007
mugGet the mow muffinmug.

mow down

(n.) a conflict that results in devastating results (literally or metaphorically) to all but one of the parties involved.

(v.) the act of devastating one's competitors.
(n.) That basketball game was a total mow down. The Celtics nearly doubled the other team's score!

(v.) I was playing Call of duty and used the machine gun to mow down all my opponents
by wizardofrhythmn February 21, 2011
mugGet the mow downmug.

fro mow

"I'm going to the barber's to get a fro mow, my hair's just too damn long."
by Josh D. A. August 1, 2008
mugGet the fro mowmug.

mow the dirt

Similar to rimming, rim job, or tossing a salad: when a man to man, man to woman, or woman to woman interaction occurs of a sexual origin inhibiting the motive to munch on the pubes between the ball sack to asshole or pussy hole to ass hole area (the region is also commonly known as the gouche or gouch).
DudeBro: "Dude, did you smang that chic I saw you with last night bro?"

Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."

DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"
by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man December 15, 2012
mugGet the mow the dirtmug.

ROW MOW

'ROW MOW(ING)" is a safety move by grabbing the opponent's neck and driving your thumb into the opponent's neck
so deep to the point their struggling to get out basically suffocating the opponent.
by GAPTOOFMUNK July 27, 2023
mugGet the ROW MOWmug.

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