Underwater Moonlight

He was white and she was white
As only statues are
Fifty years they stood there looking
Stupid by a jar
One night in mid August when the moonlight got too strong
They climbed off their pedestal and then they sang this song

Past the gun emplacement and the
Bones as white as bleach
Through the rats and ivy til' they
Came out on a beach
Out into the ocean til' they disappeared from view

Honey when it gets you there's just nothing you can do.

Underwater moonlight, sets the body free
Underwater moonlight, baby you and me

Underwater moonlight, underwater moonlight

He was pink and she was pink
And onward they did row
Didn't see the giant squid, though
It was fairly slow
When they hit the bottom they were well and truly dead
The statues took their place, and then they rode back home instead

Underwater moonlight
Take your baby down
Underwater moonlight
Watch your baby drown
With love
And in the moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight

Underwater moonlight
Sets the body free
Underwater moonlight
Baby you and me
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight

by Death Menace February 15, 2023

Moonlight Shadow

When a beer pong team, composed of one black dude and one white dude, run the table and go 10-0 and sign the table in permanent marker; the moonlight shadow is created when the white dude hits a cup and the black dude immediately follows, thus creating a moonlight shadow by combining their super skills at pong.

Crowd: Did you see that? Ross just hit that cup! He's sick at pong!

Crowd: Oh my god! Pat just hit the second cup! It's rollbacks! They created a moonlight shadow! I can't believe it!

Ross: Good stuff bro.

Pat: Anytime my brother.

by undefeated at college bro September 20, 2010

Moonlight Frostitute

She glistens in moonlight... Pale AF, sparkly, and up to all sorts of nefarious bs, like cursing your exes, a true night Baddie.

A frosty Prostitute of the Moon, a Moonlight Frostitute.

“Bro, she looked like a disco ball at a funeral. Straight-up moonlight Frostitute Prostitute.”

by T13PEACHEZ May 7, 2025

Moonlighting

Manipulating someone into questioning how big their ass is.

Stop moonlighting me! I'm perfectly happy with my ass.

by firstbornunicorn21 April 8, 2023

Holy Moonlight Greatsword

The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.

John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."

by DarkSoulsFanGirl November 21, 2023

A box of moonlight

A small independent film directed by tom dicillo starring John turturro and Sam Rockwell. The movie was shot in and around knoxville tennessee in the summer/fall of 1995 and was released in the us on July 25
1997. The film earned the nickname a "pox of moonlight"due to its challenging production schedule

A box of moonlight was a tough shoot but e catering and craft services really rocked!

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

moonlight in the mouth

when you give and/or receive a blowjob at nighttime in the light of the moon

When Rick and Adam did the doodle do it was moonlight in the mouth

by phinmeister November 23, 2015