Moonlight Frostitute

She glistens in moonlight... Pale AF, sparkly, and up to all sorts of nefarious bs, like cursing your exes, a true night Baddie.

A frosty Prostitute of the Moon, a Moonlight Frostitute.

“Bro, she looked like a disco ball at a funeral. Straight-up moonlight Frostitute Prostitute.”

by T13PEACHEZ May 08, 2025

Sunshine Prostitute

There's glowy and hoey, but then there's the next level. When you are so drenched in highlight, with your huge lashes and big hoops that you aren't just any old hoe. You're a sunshine hoe. The best type of hoe.

That girl is so GOALS! SHES THE ULTIMATE HOE, hoe of the sunshine! A sunshine prostitute! #GOALS

by T13PEACHEZ April 23, 2021