mister boobsey

another word for your peen. girls will only go out with you if you call it this.
Sarah: omg do you have a boner right now...
kyle: mister boobsey is excited to see you.
by suckthesetatas March 22, 2019
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mister freeze

When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.
Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"

Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"
by TheProduct2003 March 29, 2022
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Mister-Compliment

Complimenting a woman verbally on something innocent first, but then commenting on her body in your mind. Compliment her, then think about her rack, for example...
"Oh Aoife, I love your top!"
('Because it makes your tits look awesome')

or to your male friends:

"Jeez, did you see Aoife's slutty top!? I totally mister-complimented her!"
by Essy-k April 25, 2008
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mister hoeless

this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.
that nigga sicario like mister hoeless
by armednigger January 06, 2022
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Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!
by NoahSeb July 31, 2011
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Mister Blister

A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.

This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"

Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"

Scenario 2:

Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
by couch-lady March 29, 2022
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Mister Peckawood

Man with 103 inch dick.
I was walking down the street when i stepped on something; it was mister peckawood.
by TGL February 14, 2010
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