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Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.
Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022
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cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.
Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.
by farco_ April 27, 2024
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sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.
Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016
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Miserable

Someone who is always bothered so they go out their way to bother others and starting drama.
She texted me trying to start stuff. She so miserable.
by LalalaBitchhh April 26, 2023
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Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet
“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”
by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023
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I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

When your name is oliver munns and you hate yourself
Person 1 - “I’m surprised you haven’t killed yourself yet”

Person 2 - “I’M FUCKING MISERABLE
by The most special special January 24, 2025
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