Coffee More Minutes

The amount of time, varying from instant coffee to a drip pot, it takes to make coffee.

Mom: Get Up!

Teenager: Is coffee ready?

Mom: Not Yet!

Teenager: Wake me up in Coffee More Minutes

by JesseCPK September 2, 2012

Just Five More Minutes

A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.

Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!

Me: ...just five more minutes

Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!

by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 13, 2020

5 hours 19 minutes

When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background

Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

A few minutes

Defined by Microsoft to mean hours and hours of waiting, or a small period of time after you need it done.

Still hate Apple though.

C drive is being defragmented, this may take "a few minutes"... HOURS LATER, still going

I can't leave now, the install is gunna finish any second... HOURS LATER, still going

by chipmunk34again July 7, 2010

5 bear minutes

When someone says they will be there in five minutes and ends up taking an hour

5 minutes! you took an hour! that's 5 bear minutes

by esp8 November 7, 2009

minutes to midnight

x minutes to midnight

x equals any number from 15 to 0

how close we are to the end of times, as a direct result of nuclear holocaust, on the doomsday clock.

Originally conceived in 1947 by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists at the university of chicago.

In the reagan administration we got as close as 4 minutes to midnight.

by Bad Noodle February 2, 2008

Fifa minutes

The phenomenon that occurs whenever you have played Fifa for so long that the rest of your life is measured in Fifa minutes.

Oh shit, I have to be at work in 30 Fifa minutes.

Just put that lean cuisine in the microwave for like 20 Fifa minutes.

by Glockomole May 25, 2009