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Miltard

One coming from a school of Millard Middle School, with bad food, dirty EVERYTHING, trailers for classrooms, crappy teachers, and basically no education. But they are really funny and have good personalities.
"THAT MILTARD IS SO STUPID!"

"YEAH, BUT HE'S HILARIOUS!!!!"
by 357254 August 20, 2009
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Milton Academy

A prep school in Massachusetts which, although academically excellent, has suffered enormous bad press because of the actions of a few. The student body is incredibly intelligent and independent (albeit not very unified).
It has its share of normal teenage hormonal behavior, but, contrary to some news reports, is not home to extravagant orgies. Even the stereotypical stoners and shallow DSGs tend to be surprisingly intelligent. The administration occasionally feeds the students feel-good, politically correct crap. Boarders are very loyal to their dorms, and day students rally under the 'because our parents love us' slogan... such is life.
Nobles Kid: It'll be, like, really funny if we drive by Milton Academy and honk our horn, like, really loud at them!!! *guffaws*

Techie: *hiss* All your base are belong to us.

Freshman: *blinks*

DSG: Daddy's buying me these giant, fuzzy Uggs!

Speechie: *slinks off to rejoin his evil speechie clan*

Student Body: OHHHH SIXXX!! FOOOOORBES! YEAH HALLOWELL!! etc.
by i_am_sam89 July 26, 2008
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miltard

A gansta term deriving from Australia, a compliment used to describe how thuggin someone is. Originally millard, the phrase has been changed by todays kids.
by Luke Garrick September 4, 2008
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Milton

Freakin awesome, real tight, someone who displays desireable characteristics...
Man that dude is totally Milton.
by Reggie G May 8, 2006
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MILTMSLT

Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To - inspired by the the film The Rocker.
guy: are you familiar with the term 'MILF'?"

*she nods*

guy: "well you're not a MILF, you're what I'd call a MILTMSLT... a Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To."

mom: "Oh really? Well you're a PILTS. Person I'd Like To Slap."
by FayeeElizabeth March 28, 2009
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miltose

someone or something that is extremely ugly or lame.
"DAMN! That chick is miltose!"

"this class is miltose."
by mallorizzle dizzle September 16, 2005
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Milton Freewater

Milton Freewater is located in North East Oregon State. Often called M-F, M-F used to be the only hyphenated town in the USA, until the post officed dropped the hyphen.

The reason for the strange name: Originally there was only Milton. The founders of Milton wanted a "Dry" town (No alcohol). So a large group of folks decided to move a few miles away and start their own town--with alcohol. They got other folks to move from Milton by offering them "free city water hookup". Voila!--Milton Freewater.

They later realized it was stupid to have two small towns and combined.

Years ago two drunk drug addicts wrote "Muddy Frogwater" on the road sign heading out of M-F. Now the town has adopted this as its slogan, and all the business have carved/painted frogs out front. There are few real frogs in M-F, and it ain't real muddy.
Joey says: "Hey, lets get out of Walla Walla and go to the Muddy Frogwater Festival in Milton Freewater tonight!"
by Sewneo February 27, 2010
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