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Maximal two day

22.02.2022
Twenty second of the February, of the year 2022. It's also a palindrome.
It's an only date with full twos that you're going to witness in your life. Next one will be in 200 years, from then you have 18 thousand years or 20 thousand years for it to happen, a maximal two day.
Hey man! I will never see a maximal two day again because of you, that's why I'm going to take a number two on your car.
by derDybuk November 12, 2021
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Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).
If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it is live music and maximizing joy.
by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021
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Maxim

A retarded midget who goes to the strip club when hes 12. Gets decent amount of girls but they all break up when the find out his personality.
That guy who came out of the strip club hes a Maxim!
by anonymous March 16, 2022
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Maxim

Maxim is an amazing, hot, and great guy. He always wears a hat because he's a thug(although he lived a chilled life away from the hood)
Look at this dush, thinking he's a Maxim
by Yeet man 123 September 25, 2019
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Maxim

A walking stick whos anorexic and cant do shit but play fortnite. He smells like shit and can only attract asians. He plays water polo cause hes gay. And loves men named lazis
maxim is a homo
by IDKBLAYT October 19, 2020
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Maxim

a retard with high testosterone and started balding
whats up maxim
i kill everybody i go kill everybody
by imsuchajoe November 20, 2023
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