matteo the fatass

Someone who eats alot at dinners and has fun with animals. He is pansexual and likes dudes over women. Also is plsu size
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matteo

matteo esiste
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Matteo Carlos

He's a legend. That's all I need to say.
You're such a Matteo Carlos man.
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Matteo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy

Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.
« omg, look at that boy… hes so sexy.. »
« oh yeah, that’s matteo »
by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022
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Matteo

A person that think he,s the best but in reality is a furry and a fatherus missingus his father gott so missing he faded away into the sun because of his son matteo.
person 1: what the fuck is that!
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.
by qetyuioo May 4, 2022
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Matteo Montesi

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".
Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!
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Matteo

Big Retard go boom boom, disabled, plays basketball on sand inside a tank
Guy: Whats up Matteo
Matteo: SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER
by BIGTIMEN-WORD June 24, 2023
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