Matteo

Matteo is a god he is the sexiest person in the world. He knows how to treat a woman. You will not resist him. He will usually be the best at Soccer and Math.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Matteo?
Person 2: Yeah he's so hot!

by juventusu-11 December 14, 2021

Matteo

Is better than Olof at mobile games and at least a hundred times better at Mario Kart

„Matteo is better than Olof"

by onlytruthnofake November 14, 2021

luca matteo pirretti

He have a very huge cock and is a very strong person not only bodily even mental strength. He is sexy as fuck and going for your mom tonight.

Luca Matteo Pirretti is a sinonym for sexyness.

by Ullis the biggest March 8, 2022

Matteo Montesi

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".

Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor March 25, 2022

matteo

when the gift of God is a fuckboi

Girl A: I wanna date that boy
Boy: As in me cause I'm the gift of God after all
Girl B: Haha stfu Matteo

by suck_my_d33 August 30, 2025

Matteo

Italian slang word for glory hole, or performing a blowjob in a toilet

Oh wow, I like him, do you think he would fancy a Matteo later?

Of course, he loves a blow job through a hole in the toilet

by Allovesit September 25, 2025

matteo aim

if someone has bad aim in a video game, named after the german streamer Matteo Ritschipandi

oh that was so bad, today I really have matteo aim

by LittleZombie February 2, 2025